Poem: Mr. Pee Pee Pants Is President

Mr. Pee Pee Pants Is President

Jennifer Lee Lawson

The United States Military is showing strikes on their targets to all of us.

War, in our age, ought to be considered barbaric, it should be rare, and a last resort.

They say the first Caveman hit the other Caveman over a hurt ego.

Yet–Mr.Pee Pee Pants–wants world peace through war.

Kierkegaard argued, in a way, that the ends could justify the means–

The so-called teleological suspension of the ethical.

God didn’t have Abraham kill Isaac. 

And Representative Andy Ogles honestly wants to be a Crusader.